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THE EULOGY WRITER TAKES REQUESTS By Beth Edwards

LET ME BE THE ZEITGEIST OF THE TESCO EXPRESS // AND COMMISSION MY

PILOT FOR OUT OF WORK CLOWNS


I AM THE GENDERQUEER ICON OF THE BELL TOWER AND THE TIGHTROPE

WALKER OF BAD DREAMS // I AM CAFFEINATED AND DANGEROUS ON THE

EDGE OF A TEASPOON’S BLADE


I HAVE SHREDDED WINDSOR CASTLE AND I RULE WITH AN IRONING BOARD //

I AM DANCING IN THE SUBWAY OF BRISTOL TEMPLE MEADS TRAIN STATION

AND I’VE SOLD PLATFORM SEVEN TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER 


I WEAR A PARTY HAT OF FURY AND FIRE DIRT UPON MY GRAVE // I HAUNT

YOUR SHARED KITCHEN, SPIT THE OCEAN ON YOUR HOB


I HAVE TWO LEFT FEET AND SIX ABANDONED LIVERS // I AM THE MUSE FOR

THE SIRENS’ FIRST STUDIO TRACK


{ LET MY EULOGY BE SILENT NOW I’VE SAID IT ALL FOR YOU }


LET ME BE THE ZEITGEIST OF THE TESCO METRO // OR I WILL STEAL YOUR

FIRSTBORN SON

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