I got my ear de-waxed today
I watched them flush the gunk away
The auditory detrital goo
Shooting down a suction flue
The ooze of the ear tube’s refuse
Effluvial build up removed
Impacted cerumen unblocked
Redacted chat once more unlocked
By full surround sound I was rocked
No muffled murmurs what a shock
The birds the cars the whistling breeze
All taken in with total ease
Conversations not impeded
Or guessed at once repeated
No further notice needed
Each new speech was fully heeded
But now I have to sock it to ya
And yes in truth I must be blunt
Better to have a blockage in ya
When your interlocutors a cunt
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